dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

jaybjay:

“I think you should try a bigger page.” Mr. Bateman says from his desk. Its lunch time and we’re the only two people in the classroom. I have a 10x15 paper on the table in front of me.
            “I’m not a big person,” I say although I don’t mean to put a pun in it. I look back at my wrist and almost think that the line on there is thicker than my own wrist. I know it’s not, but I even pretend I can see straight through it.
            Mr. Bateman has three different chalk sticks in his hand and he’s drawing a landscape on the chalkboard. He’s not facing me as he talks. He’s slowly dropping green strokes along the board for trees. “You’re a bigger person than you let yourself be.” 
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jaybjay:

“I think you should try a bigger page.” Mr. Bateman says from his desk. Its lunch time and we’re the only two people in the classroom. I have a 10x15 paper on the table in front of me.

            “I’m not a big person,” I say although I don’t mean to put a pun in it. I look back at my wrist and almost think that the line on there is thicker than my own wrist. I know it’s not, but I even pretend I can see straight through it.

            Mr. Bateman has three different chalk sticks in his hand and he’s drawing a landscape on the chalkboard. He’s not facing me as he talks. He’s slowly dropping green strokes along the board for trees. “You’re a bigger person than you let yourself be.” 

My novel, Swallow, is about two teenagers struggling through high school, an eating disorder, and depression. It’s available through many sources in eBook form for a limited time for $1.99 and paperback for $12.00. Don’t miss out! 

Lulu eBook

iBookstore eBook

Kobo eBook

Paperback $12.00

batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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sweetdreamshillary:

rb-modblog:

tenfootpolesociety:

FACT: When an asexual and a pansexual touch each other, skin to skin, their bodies merge into an all-powerful immortal being and they become a new god.

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GUYS IT WORKED BUT NOW I HAVE NO THUMBS

this was a terrible idea we already regret what we have done

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

theworldisconfused:

I LOVE all my followers!

No I don’t think you understand! I mean maybe all 637 of us can go grab some dinner. Then maybe come back to my place for a quiet evening, just the 637 of us. Yeah that sounds nice. :)

Ewwwww

My mom cooked something with meat and I have no idea what it is but it smells like death and it’s terrible. The whole house smells. :(

blazingsonicfan:

Canadian Marble Fox

Women do not have to:

clemlin:

vegankatie:

  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit
  • have a vagina

This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.

BLESS.