life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX
- *mom walks into my room at 3a.m.*
- Mom: what are you doing?
- Me: messaging people.
- Mom: messaging people? At three in the morning?!
- *mom starts replying to person "who is this?"*
- Me: it's Jake, from Tumblr
- Mom: oh yeah Jake from Tumblr? *typing, "and what are you wearing?"*
- Jake: *pj's*
- Mom: he sounds lazy!
- Me: well he's a blogger so...
if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful